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" Hypnotist at the Senior Center
It was entertainment night at the Senior Center. Claude, the hypnotist,
exclaimed, "I am here to put you into a trance. I intend to hypnotize each and
every member of the audience."
The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful, antique
pocket watch from his coat.
"I want each of you to keep your eye on this antique watch", he said. It's a
very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations." He began to
swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch,
watch the watch, watch the watch....."
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming
off its polished surface.
Hundreds of pairs eyes followed the swaying watch until, suddenly, it slipped
from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred
"SH@#$*T!" said the Hypnotist.
It took three days to clean up the Senior Center. Claude was never invited back to entertain."